Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for March 01, 2022
Transcript:
Man: Who ordered the burger? Captain Victorious: Right here! Ralston: Did you just get food delivered to the bar? Captain Victorious: Yep! Ralston: But you're fast enough to just go pick it up in two seconds! Captain Victorious: True... but I'm also rich enough not to do my own chores. Whaddya want me to cook the stuff, too?
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
The fries are still hot if you pick them up at super speed. By the time delivery arrives the only thing they’re good for is making it easier to stay on your diet.
Prey over 2 years ago
Doesn´t matter how fast you are, you still have to queue for 5 – 10 minutes and when you get back someone has taken your seat and the bartender has taken your beer.
rAtkinson over 2 years ago
Don’t you have heat-ray vision? So you could cook it your self.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
And he’s typical of most folks then and today.
I’ve never ordered food delevery. That doesn’t mean I’ve never ordered take-out, just that I’ve had to go pick up the take-out.
awgiedawgie Premium Member over 2 years ago
Every bar I’ve ever been in (granted, that’s a somewhat limited scope) has served their own food, and the burgers have always been excellent. I don’t know what it is about bar burgers, but you just can’t beat them. So I have no idea why Cap would need to look elsewhere for a burger.
And that, of course, is to also say that all those same bars would throw you out on your ear if you brought in your own food, and certainly if you had it delivered there.