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Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 18, 2023
Transcript:
hamhock: Tyr, you can't eat this baby dragon!! tyr: why not?? hamhock: Because he's adorable!! look how cute he is!! how could you eat that? Tyr: hamhock, adorable things are delicious! veal, lamb, rabbit, smurf... hamhock: smurf?? Tyr: Oh, yes! they taste like marshmallows and magic!
electricshadow Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Now I know who taught Gargamel how delicious Smurfs are.
trainnut1956 almost 2 years ago
I am with Hamhock on this one. Maybe I am a wimp but I can’t eat the baby ears of corn that come in vegetable mixes. They are too darn cute!
RadioDial Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And they leave you with a blue tongue and lips.
Ed The Red Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sometime during the run of the Smurfs show, Gargamel stopped wanting to eat the Smurfs and started wanting to use them for his magic spells. I guess the TV executives finally woke up to the fact that the original was creepy. They didn’t change the name of Azriel the cat, presumably because they weren’t aware that he was named for the angel of death.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“C’mere, you cute, tasty little…”
(꒪ȏ꒪)☀️☀️☀️☠️☀️☀️
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Smurfs can be delicious, smurfalicious, in fact. You need a proper sauce with them. I prefer Hollandaise.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Hey Tyr, you left out pork.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Smurf based snack foods are highly nutritious.
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
The problem with smurfs is that they turn the milk blue.
AndrewSihler almost 2 years ago
The resulting blue tongue is sort of off-putting, though.