Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 26, 2023
Transcript:
bixby: All right, tyr, I got you a gig that's right in your wheelhouse! Tyr: Great! bixby: You're familiar with valhalla, right? tyr: Of course! it's where norsemen who die gloriously in battle spend eternity! It is a most sacred place to us vikings! bixby: well, you're gonna be the greeter for "mall halla: the shopper's paradise"! you might want to take a bath...
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
Sacrilege sells. We’ve got Beer Heaven here. When daughter comes to visit I can’t keep her and my wife away.
willie_mctell over 1 year ago
But shouldn’t the shoppers survive in order to buy stuff?
briggs.roy078 over 1 year ago
Ugh… I sacrificed my sword hand in the cruel jaws of the Fenrisúlfr and this is the best o can do now