Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 25, 2023

Yes it’s that important. Barbarian.

Sriracha is much better.

but – but – mayo is a Belgian delicacy on fries (chips)

What would Cap do if it was gravy and cheese curd?

well, I am sure Mayo has a use, it is in the same class as an IPA beer for me, I use that for stain removal…..

The only appropriate toppings for fries: 1. Cheese Sause 2. Hot sauce 3. Bacon Bits 4. All of the above! (‘Poutine’ is just some drunken French-Canadien…weirdness!)

Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada, which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.

Best dipping sauce for fries: 2 parts mayo, 1 part ketchup, spice to taste (I like garlic and cayenne).

everyone knows…you put vinegar on french fries

I like to dip my fries in Ranch dressing.

I’ve heard mayo on fries is a European thing, but I’ll stick to ketchup on mine.