Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for November 01, 2019

I remember that submarine. If memory serves, someone once checked it out and discovered that, among other things, it’s made of cardboard.

Sell Grit

Yeah, the venerable “mystery box” or “mystery prize.” I got a “nike zeus missle,” which was a little red piece of plastic in the shape of a rocket about the size of a worn down pencil.

A robot can opener sounds cool. Haven’t you ever wished your can opener was linked to the Internet through Bluetooth?

Poor Ruben still hasn’t gotten over those fake X-Ray Spex he ordered from Amazing Spider-Man #35…

What about getting that prize Chihuahua that likes to live in a teacup?

Sea Monkeys! I want Sea Monkeys!!

I’m too busy selling salve door-to-door. Sorry.

You think that’s hard, try selling doors door-to-door.

My First Pyrami. . . I mean, Multi-Level Marketing Scheme.

I want that mystery box.