Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 14, 2019

It can’t even reach the airport. That’s a lazy bird. I don’t know what they would do if a bird flew onto the plane while they were boarding.

As a stand-up comedian bird used to say, “I just flew in from [insert location here] and, boy, are my wings tired.” {crickets chirping}

Just what do you use your wings for?

Ziggy, lift the bird from its perch and give it a firm kick. That should give it enough lift for it to fly there!

Hummingbirds can do it without a plane, what’s your problem?

There a joke about how long it takes a penguin to fly from someplace. The punch line or solution is supposed to be penguins can’t fly. I answer it depends on the airline & plane they have the ticket for.

Always a good idea when the snow starts falling. Ziggy should go with him!

And he just has to find someone to hitch a ride with as a “service animal.”

No, call Uber.