Reality Check by Dave Whamond for November 13, 2019

Spawnography.

Video soon to be cloudy.

“Just wait a minute. That’s only half the video.”

Let see if we can find one with grey fish, like us!

Do you think we’re getting too old for this bubbly crap?

Another reason I avoid sea salt.

That video is only softcore. You need to try the albacore.

“Perhaps this caviar will help?”

“Let’s get kinky and watch a fishing show.” “I didn’t know you were into BDSM.”

Not into that German fish stuff.

And THAT’S the money shot??

They’re both eeling dissatisfied.

…furthermore, some of we young men managers would leave Voice Mails for our friends from Connie Lingus and leave the elevator’s phone number. (Yes E. L. Vator made more sense, and I just share this with today’s manager pups.)