Bad Machinery by John Allison for November 14, 2019

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    Tom_Tildrum  about 5 years ago

    Pulled oats haven’t landed in the US yet. Sounds something like seitan.

    I knew that was an evil beard.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    This start to look interesting.

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    scyphi26  about 5 years ago

    Daaaang…I knew Lottie had a reputation, but I didn’t know it had already gotten to these levels! I’m actually sorta impressed!

    …oh, and I guess this means something suspicious is taking place in the chamber of commerce after all, so there’s that…

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    lawrence.anderson  about 5 years ago

    Winter is Coming to Tackleford…

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    garcalej  about 5 years ago

    Jesus lads, she’s just a reporter. Not Daenerys Targaryen.

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    jonesbeltone  about 5 years ago

    Mildred is the common sense everyone needs and no one appreciates. She will be a splendid mom and wife.

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    willie_mctell  about 5 years ago

    Blood, fire, and Lottie. Inevitable.

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    Urbane Gorilla  about 5 years ago

    Apparently the English have their shirt pockets on the wrong side as well as driving there.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Sit yourself down

    Bang out a story on that grand laptop.

    Sit yourself down

    Sit languidly upon that chair.

    Ooh, isn’t it nice

    When your heart is made out of ice.

    Type, Lottie, type

    This is your time, you’ll find the solution.

    Type, Lottie, type

    ‘Cause if you don’t, you’ll not have a story.

    Ooh, isn’t it nice

    When your heart is made out of ice.

    Sit yourself down

    Take out your lap top, don’t you know this is a story.

    Sit yourself down

    Why do you think we brought all these clues, miss grote.

    Ooh, isn’t it nice

    When you find your heart’s made out of ice.

    Type, Lottie, type

    This is your time, you’ll find the solution.

    Type, Lottie, type

    This is your time, you’ll type the story about the solution.

    Ooh, isn’t it nice

    When you find your heart is made out of ice.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  about 5 years ago

    With current technology there is no “banging out” unless it is some horizontal mambo…

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