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When I take my half hour break from driving a big rig, I do body weight stuff like pushups and squats. If someone asks, I tell them my goal is to be the best built corpse in the whole funeral home—it helps me keep things in perspective.
As someone who helped raise cattle for nearly 30 years, I call complete BS on this little anecdote. A healthy 6-month old calf weighs over 400 lbs. An 18-month-old cow weighs over 1,000 lbs. Mr. Universes couldn’t lift a cow. Plus, how in the hell do you get under them? They don’t even have a 1ft clearance under them. You can’t curl them either.
lee85736 over 5 years ago
When I take my half hour break from driving a big rig, I do body weight stuff like pushups and squats. If someone asks, I tell them my goal is to be the best built corpse in the whole funeral home—it helps me keep things in perspective.
jagedlo over 5 years ago
“How much do cows weigh?” …http://www.dairymoos.com/how-much-do-cows-weigh/
Bob Blumenfeld over 5 years ago
It’s always good to see the Chances again. Thanks, Bill.
Stupid over 5 years ago
the cow story dates back to the bronze age. grandad aint that old
Robert Nowall Premium Member over 5 years ago
His grandfather was Milo of Croton?
The Pro from Dover over 5 years ago
The cow was thinking. “Why doesn’t he just milk me?”
Godfreydaniel over 5 years ago
What was the farmer’s WIFE thinking?
smartman over 5 years ago
As someone who helped raise cattle for nearly 30 years, I call complete BS on this little anecdote. A healthy 6-month old calf weighs over 400 lbs. An 18-month-old cow weighs over 1,000 lbs. Mr. Universes couldn’t lift a cow. Plus, how in the hell do you get under them? They don’t even have a 1ft clearance under them. You can’t curl them either.