Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 17, 2019

How about get them just free water, waiter?

@Number Three Today’s strip is slightly funny , our Hero Mr Andrew Capp is not a wine afficionado so why did Andy take Flo to a posh restaurant and expect to be served a cheap beer?, the scowl Flo is giving the ignorant git , priceless :o) my avatar is of a cat asking her “owner” what he is doing while he is trying to use his laptop , just like our Calico Queen Bella does when I try to use mine :o) how was your day? our day being a Thursday should be busy but calm I hope have fun and keep commenting pal.

You can see in panel 2 that Flo was thinking that it was a romantic evening for the two of them. Then Andy spoke.

Seeing the wine list is one thing. Buying something from it is another.

I’m sure she’s paying and how can he see the list anyway?

If looks could kill Andy would be dead

Aw, doesn’t Flo look nice?

“Don’t call me garçon!”

Bring us a bottle of your finest Ripple.

Just bring me one of everything.

Andy would also prefer to drink straight out of the can, garçon!

today’s cartoon is a 3 on a scale of 2. our hero doesn’t seem to know what ales him (get it? nudge, nudge). my avatar shows just how clueless i am. bcnu…

And Flo is saying, “Speak for yourself, SIR”.

I wonder if they have “Pomeroy’s Plonk”, “Chateau Thames Embankment”, or “Chateau Fleet Street” on the wine list?

… and for the soup course I’ll have a bowl of lager….

Hard to find free water in the UK. They don’t seem to know about drinking fountains.

“Don’t call me ‘sir’, I’ve never been knighted!” (I’ve actually used that one in real life. With the results about like you’d expect………I’m too YOUNG to be a “sir”!)

It’s nice to see that (so far at least) today, people are using common sense and not reading any comments they are neither morally obligated to nor physically compelled to do…….but then again, it’s early yet!

Very good, sir. Would sir prefer the PBR or the PBR lite?

Most restaurants serve more than wine.

As WC Fields said: Don’t drink water, fish…

It occurs to me that there are only five shopping months until Saint Patrick’s Day…….

The way Flo’s looking, Andy does not deserve her…

I’d like to see the Root Beer list!

Why would he care,he is not paying for it anyway

Garcon, a glass of your best rotgut!