Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for October 16, 2019

The Corkscrew Division is more popular.

Their job is to cut the holes in Swiss Cheese.

It beats being in the toothpick division.

Those are the second biggest ‘tiny’ scissors i ever saw!

Cutting-edge humor, indeed.

They look short handed.

No running!

Back in WW II, one of the B-17 raids that my father participated in was repelled by the Swiss Air Force. As they were re-forming after the bombing run, the squadron got too close to the Swiss border. The Swiss sent up a single plane with checkerboard markings on the wings. It fired a few shots “across the bow” and the Americans turned back.

You’d be screwed with the screw driver division!

Looks like someone watched Season 2 of Dirk Gently…

Aren’t supposed to be protecting the Pope?

Do one on FRANCE and how they still can’t defend themselves…why is that?

With those noses, I suspect they clip each others nose hair.

They march at a fast clip.

“Tiny Scissors” Division ??? Those look more like Broken Hedge Clippers. :-) I guess they are responsible for keeping things Fit and Trim. :-)

About as useful as the Costa Rican army.

This explains why they try to avoid war.

The Pruning Pansies!

“Tiny” has a company making scissors for the Swiss?

Do they have a “T” logo on them instead of a Swiss cross? (And are they made in China?)