FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 09, 2019

I don’t I ever had this problem being half-asleep pouring hot water from an electric kettle into a mug with an herbal tea bag therein.

At least the coffee pot has a lid so it won’t poor infinitely fast.

You should be more carefull when you draw pajama pants strings, Bill… for a second, in fourth pannel, I thought Roger was REALLY distracted this morning!

Don’t know how often I’ve caught myself before I’ve poured my milk into a plate instead of over my cereal.

Those are called idiot stains.

Roger is a menace.

Never had this problem, probably because I’m a morning person.

I used to know a guy who kept both instant and real coffee in the house. Come morning, he’d start the coffee pot with the real stuf, then turn on the hot water in the sink & stand there spooning instant into his cup, filling it with hot water, and chugging it ,over and over, until the pot was done brewing.

Get a Brewstation, and you won’t have to worry about this. You just put your cup under it and have it dispense into your cup.

https://www.amazon.com/Hamilton-Beach-Programmable-BrewStation-47900/dp/B008J8MJ9K

If his kinesthetic sense is THIS bad then he must have some kind of nerve condition

The only person that I ever met that was that bad, was a friends roommate full blown alky he wasn’t functional till noon. He knew the boss.

Must remember to print copy and show wife.

You can buy linoleum that looks just like that so real spills and drips blend in…

Maybe, he should just pull a chair up to the counter, and slip a straw into the pot.