Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 17, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Do you want to uninstall Yelp? Y/N

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t forget i am down here under the table.

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    Rhonda Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I don’t get this one…So, the woman’s husband is cheating on her?

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    Aussie Down Under  almost 5 years ago

    I’m surprised that apart from the guy & the dog, no one else has a mobile phone. Some people still have manners.

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    Oh look, Humpty Dumpty’s got a family!

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    Kaputnik  almost 5 years ago

    His phone is going off because he has it with him.

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    Sisyphus1967  almost 5 years ago

    A better question would be, why does he have it at the table?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    Feed your right hound man.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    This is hysterical! Good one!

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    KEYWORD: “off.” Shut it off to hear the family bitching.

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    jkryaniii  almost 5 years ago

    see dog under the table

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    Lightpainter  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe the dog is first asking what is on th menu, before he decides to beg or not.

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    banjinshiju  almost 5 years ago

    “It’s Fat Albert!…”

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    gmu328  almost 5 years ago

    Everyday when you’re walking down the streetAnd everybody that you meetHas an original point of view

    And I say HEY! (HEY!)

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