Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2019

Well i am not sure about the seating chart,but at least Bleeb is trying to help.

I could see this being a thing one day…

I’ll believe that when Donald Trump hires Hillary Clinton to be his lawyer.

Yes, but will there be an open bar or not?

Wonder where to put cartoonists?

Fire hall reception, long tables, buffet, open bar, seat yourself with whomever you want. Why go through the hassle of seating charts.

Sighhh… it’s never any fun without a brawl.

And for an added bonus, they’ll rob all of your guests’ homes who they know will be away at your wedding reception.

" … they devise a seating chart that assures there will be no screaming, crying, spilled blood, or arrests … "

Not if the programmers work for a Russian troll farm they won’t.

The site’s recommendation will come back as “Hire a large, unused office space and hold separate receptions in each cubicle, one guest per cubicle. The open bar will be a cart that moves from cubicle to cubicle. The meal will be items the guests bring themselves or purchase from the vending machine.”

Ha ! ever been to an Irish wedding? As the evening progresses and things heat up, if they can’t find the appropriate person they will punch the crap outta Grandma.

Looks like a science and math problem.

More republicans than democrats. Good sign.

Well, either that will work to keep the peace or it is another dating site in the making.

That’s not Maynard Krebs, he’s cool.

How about eloping?

Okay, Bleeb…here’s the plan! Jump on the keyboard in this order, ctrl-alt-del.

Could use that website for the family Thanksgiving dinner planning.