Last Kiss by John Lustig for October 21, 2019

I would not worry about it. The problem is behind you.

I thought that the legend said that pimples wouldn’t appear in the mirror.

DEATH – the Ultimate Problem Solver!!!

… and wouldn’t you know, right when your date arrives!

I remember those days!

Hey, you with the fangs! Can you help me out here? (Just take a little, OK? I’ve got a date tonight…)

Gasp! I don’t think the the goblins care, do you?

“And my date is early!”

“How zit goin’, toots?”

Of course the vampire is there. It’s a scarlet pimple, Nell.

What monster is going to go after a girl with a blemish? I’ve haven’t seen such a thing in my entire life. She may as well just say she’s not a virgin as well.

“…and it’s a garlic pimple at that!”

(Sound of screaming vampire in distance… not that there is such a thing."

Noxzema on Elm Street

A little sun might help with that!

I realize that I’m overthinking this, but one of a vampire’s distinguishing characteristics is the inability to cast a reflection. Another bit of lore says that a vampire must be invited into his victim’s home.

Only Problem is that Vampires don’t have a reflection

“My flawless beauty will be ruined unless I can find a professional to drain it”…

Wait until you get age spots.

Anybody else notice the cover price? $0.10. Geez, that takes me back . . .

Clearly only WE can see the vampire because we are the omniscient readers. To HER he’s invisible; you know, like Barnabas Collins was.