Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for November 05, 2019

One look Aunty and everyone can tell you are not a morning person. I to am not a morning person. Plus i don’t drink coffee. So it takes my awhile to get up to speed.

I just don’t do mornings.

“I’d like mornings better if they started later.”

Hangover, Aunty?

Just came back from my workout and 4-mile walk. Mmm, this first cup of coffee tastes good.

Not exactly.

Nope, you’re more the ‘sit up & glow dimly’ sort.

Upon arising, I say “good morning dear” and she responds with “what do you mean by that?” ;o{

No, you do not. In fact, I should put you at the end of my cartoon feed and give you more time!

You not even a day person.

I’m a morning person who hits the ground running. My wife is a night owl who hits me with a frying pan should I bother her in the morning.

No, you strike me as a person who would strike me…

I’m a “Rise and Whine” person too.

More of a “Rise & Smack Someone Silly” kind of person.

No more than I am.

Mornings should be taken out and shot at dawn.