Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for October 29, 2019

I buy all of my guns from a guy named T-Rex. He’s a small arms dealer.

I thought Hammy was trimming George’s nose hairs.

But even that tiny brain would find a tree, or bush, or squirrel, to rub against.

I’m still looking for a paleontologist to confirm or deny my theory that T-rex arms were retained for purposes of grooming the teeth. Any paleontologists out there? . . . No? . . . Well, I tried.

T-Rex never had to worry about going blind or growing hair on his palms.

Lewis or Fry do you know what short arm inspection was ?

Hammy could be pickin’ and grinnin’.

“Fourth wheel” implies that R.J., Verne, and Hammy have a menage a trois….

Face it, we now have a T-Rex because it will draw in the dino-lovers. There are so. many. of. them.

AKA “Cousin Oliver” syndrome?

You’d better pray like hell Lewis and Fry don’t elect to have Rexxie here substitute on the occasional cow drops.

Wonder if the T-rex has tried to do push-ups … ?