Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for October 26, 2019

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    Ida No  about 5 years ago

    Hell is other people. Even mega-Hitler loved his pumpkin spice latte.

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    Differentname  about 5 years ago

    Old joke.

    She: You’ve been drinking beer every night since you graduated High School. If you’d saved all that money you could be driving around in a Lambo.

    He: Do you ever drink beer?

    She : NO!

    He : So where’s your Lambo?

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    gnome  about 5 years ago
    All my life I have spent most of my money on sex, drugs, and a good time, the rest I just squandered on bills.
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    Madzdad the bard  about 5 years ago

    Sounds like a vegan I know.

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    ekw555  about 5 years ago

    all vegans seem like Hitler. it can’t be helped.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    Actually, I prefer making a good cup of coffee at home to going to Starbucks. But then, I’ve learned to make better coffee than Starbucks.

    And there is probably still an argument why I shouldn’t do this, but who’s listening?

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    gnome  about 5 years ago

    …shouldn’t that be a linear graph line for calculated deaths?

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    mikey44  about 5 years ago

    If you saved and deposited one dollar, you would be in the negative after one month of service charges.

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