Close to Home by John McPherson for November 24, 2019

Do you hiss on the first date.

Now how do I wiggle out of this one?

Wait, I want to see how they handle the cutlery!!

Aawww little bleeb is also a mini waiter :=)

I have a feeling she’s going to see a little tongue by the end of this first date!

Let’s discuss how the waiter is carrying that tray.

All he wants to know if she has a little skin in the game.

Nice wig! What could be the main dish, live rats?

and the little bug is waiting tables now?

Girl, don’t play the fool. He’s a cold-hearted… ah, never mind.

He could be her “knight in shining armor” her Sir Pent.

Good Evening, my name is Bleeb and I’ll be your server. Might I recommend our special “Rodent à l’Orange”, it is our classic French recipe featuring a whole roasted rat with crispy, crackling skin along with an aromatic sweet-sour sauce bigarade! Mwaa!

Now that I think of it, of all the nature shows and stuff I have seen I don’t think I have seen any about the dating ritual of a rattle snake. I mean really. How do they meet? Do they share a snack? How long does it take to get to first base? What is first base for a snake? I wonder if David Attenbourough did something on this?

Molting is more hygiene than sex.

You need to shed your inhibitions.

What a remolting development.

The waiter’s got it down!

OK, with this we’ve seen a snake with hair. NOW can we see one with feathers?

That’s a nice head of hair for a snake!