Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 09, 2019

Poor, poor Adam. Boo hoo.

I see Coffee Woffee mugs, T-shirts, maybe a watch set to self destruct in 15 minutes. Get a website going, use your writing skills to sell your mug and ride the Coffee Woffee wave while you can Adam. (Put me down for 1 mug and 1 shirt please.)

It’s—-it’s—-perfect!

Funny, I thought the snickering stage started on Monday.

Yeah. She should be ROTFLHAO

there is no set stage for snickering…even LESS WHEN IT’S ABOUT YOU, Adam.

People have been snickering at him the whole time.

Oh we are past the snickering stage I love it I do. The only thing missing is a giant muffin.

It’s always time for snickering.

Let it go. Grow a mustache or get a hat. The next meme will drive you back into the comforting shadow of obscurity if not anonymity.

Dummy, you made your bed, now sleep in it!!!

If she snickers its ready.

A couple decades back, David Letterman repeatedly aired video of a woman eating a watermelon and drooling as much, if not more.

Eventually, the woman became aware of it and ‘explained’ that she has a degenerative nerve condition that prevents her from controlling the messiness of her eating.

I don’t remember if Letterman apologized, but he did stop airing the clip.