The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 15, 2019

But she left his ears in, so he can still hear the oil frying.

The eyes have it.

And for TV shows (or old movie reruns), he isn’t allowed to watch MASH.

That’s what those razor finger knives are for! Slicing and dicing.

dad would’ve preferred to just go out and get fried…

You should have gone to see “Goodbye Mr. Chips”.

Not sure what the a-peel of this film is supposed to be.

Look out for the Veg-O-Matic!

What a good mom, protecting her little tater tot!

They’d better not watch A Nightmare At Lays Street.

Poor kid. Last time they took him to watch Hills Have Eyes and then took his eyes out.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Fry Day the 13th…! I’ll give you that one, Mr. Hilburn. That’s a good one!

The critics panned that movie. Even the prequel was half-baked.

Why don’t they take the kid to some sweet, potato movie?

They should just stay home and watch “Roots”

It was a horror double feature with “The Postman Mashes Twice”.

Sometimes it helps to have portable eyes.

He can still hear the horror.Remove those hearing devices ;~|

In the end, when they catch the murderer the crowd will cheer “Latke him up”

The really sad thing is that so-called parents have been bringing their little ones to movies like IT 2. I’ve heard complaints that even the late shows are littered with screaming, running brats.

The movie grated on them.

Wait until he sees Potatohead in the vein of Eraserhead, David Lynch horror film in case no one here has heard of it

You should see what they have brewed up for Spuds McKenzie.

Hahahahaha

Gadzooks, his eyes can still see the screen, and his mind’s-eye only needs to add the sound to his imagination. I would poke wires in his eye sockets and charge my smartphone.

Set those eyes under the seats to scan for any still-edible Juju candy.