The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 18, 2019

Looks like a soccer injury to me.

Classic asympto(te)ms!

Don’t even mention the calculus buildup on his teeth…

To sum it up, his symptoms multiply when he adds.

Tennis elbow syndrome…

Nasty disease, but funny play on words.

Solve for x? There are an infinite number of solutions. No wonder the poor kid was overwhelmed.

Well little Jose, you can forget your dream to go to medical school. Sorry, son.

Fortunately he hasn’t contracted Triginosis.

You would think it would take a little more complex problem for the condition to start acting up

Is the problem real or imaginary?

He fractaled his arm.

I always suspected math was out to get us!!

Real problem with infinite answers.

so many answers if your having fractions

Scott, don’t give the kids ideas for any more excuses.

Maybe he hurt his arm reaching so hard for this joke.

I think he must be Greta Thunburg’s sister

I had that in high school.

Such a terrible incurable disease.

Little half-wit forgot his TENS unit at home again.

That is how I respond to math 3 – uh, I meant 2 – I meant 1.

Always loved, and still do, algebra.

The puns, they burn, brightly.