The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 29, 2019

He should be using a retrospectoscope.

For sure you won’t need a sunglass…

“It might be the lead” (Get the lead out)?!

I know a certain person in high office that talks out of his arse but hindsight seems to have escaped him.

His eye WAS brown, however…

Hope he doesn’t back into the lens grinder and make a spectacle of himself.

For better or worse, the optometrist will have special lens made for a REAR-view pair….

Darby can both see and TALK , out his ass !

Is this related to Darby Conley, creator of up in the air thanks to long daily rerun mode and since April 2019 long rerun Sunday mode comic strip Get Fuzzy?

For godsake, please don’t dilate him!

World’s first proctometrist…

“She’s got everything she needs/She’s an artist/She don’t look back…”

Apparently his foresight wasn’t any better.

Everything would look crappy!

Probably needs pull something out of it,

Anal introspection.

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb? One or two? One or two?

If your hindsight in through your rear rather than glancing over your shoulder or thinking about the past, you are in deep trouble.

Those who don’t remember hindsight are doomed to repeat it. (Like 2016, for example.)

Oh, you said “hindsight”. I thought you meant “hiney-sight”.

You can’t spell “glasses” without…