Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 15, 2019

When running always kept your eyes straight ahead. If you don’t bad thing can happen.

Oh great! Now I’ve got the old “George of the Jungle” theme song running through my head.

“Never look back something might be gaining on you.” Page #1. Line#1. Flight as a Defence Manual.

He’s no longer a “neck in front” as they say in the racing game.

He stuck his neck out trying to branch out. By the way he must be extremely unlucky to have been caught by what looks like an albino lioness.

When people are looking one way and walking the other, I get in their way on purpose, then they apologize to me for not watching where they are going. (Just my little way of feeling superior.)

need to try that ;^)

…the grim truth about poetic justice…

I’m not lion. That’s exactly how I caught that big sucker.

pride goeth before a clotheslining… and a pride

I grew up in a home with doors that were under 6 ft. I am 6’4". When I left home for several years, upon returning little bro and I were messing around. He ran out the door and ducked. I forgot. Laid me out cold.

Knock wood.

Someone’s about to become the low hanging fruit.

Actually they are friends. They are about to meet and do some fun things together.

If my legs operated like those look, I’d probably commit suicide too!