Cleats by Bill Hinds for June 26, 2024

Are you sure that Deena isn’t one of the censors?

MMA matches do not usually end with the death of one of the competitors.

Just because you can handle it, why would you want to?

Big difference she doesn’t realize. The participants in MMA do so voluntarily and emerge alive. Fighting c*cks (believe it or not GoComics wouldn’t allow the proper name) are abused and die in the fight.

MMA with its emphasis on parts of Ju Jitsu, Wrestling, grappling and Karate has many fewer blows to the head than traditional boxing. While there are some gruesome knockouts. MMA typically lacks the 20 or more punches to the head in each round for 12 rounds as in boxing, where the cumulative damage is more of a concern. The last five years have seen a dramatic increase in striking and less grappling in the MMA. In regard to animal blood sports, all end if one animal turns away from the fight. That’s an an immediate forfeit. This is a rarity. The animals have hundreds of generations all aimed at creating a combatitive heart.

Oh, no! Men can’t enjoy combative sports, they need to just watch things such as synchronized swimming and rhythmic gymnastics, like women, who are perfect angels and would make the world a paradise if they were in complete control of the governments.