Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 18, 2019

And on day 16 he made mosquitoes.

And so that man would not believe that he was the king of creatures, God created the wife and mother-in-law.

Yea that Tick thing was a curve ball we already had tax collectors ;-)

Was this before or after the Rat and the housefly?My Old Testament is vague.

And on the 17th day he created golf.

Just learned from my vet, that ticks in my area are more active in winter, because the fire ants are not. Gah! They’re both a pox on earth!!

All things dull and ugly,

All creatures short and squat,

All things rude and nasty,

The Lord God made the lot.

Each little snake that poisons,

Each little wasp that stings,

He made their brutish venom.

He made their horrid wings.

All things sick and cancerous,

All evil great and small,

All things foul and dangerous,

The Lord God made them all.

Each nasty little hornet,

Each beastly little squid

Who made the spikey urchin?

Who made the sharks? He did!

All things scabbed and ulcerous,

All pox both great and small,

Putrid, foul and gangrenous,

The Lord God made them all.

Amen.

This one is funny today. Oh, Mr Martin is not “helping.”

And it all made for a balanced ecosystem until man showed up.

Hey, you never know when you’ll need another plague.

Why did He invent dust? The most annoying household chore is dusting!

Was that before or after he created a couple million species of gall flies? Or 400,000 (roughly) species of beetles? OK, ticks, but couldn’t he have stopped before he got to bedbugs?