Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 30, 2019

He always reminded me of Teddy Kennedy, but now he’s reminding me of Joe Biden!

But, since Hawaii is part of the country, wouldn’t it move, too?

I hear some Alaskans can already see Russia from their front porch.

At least he knows his geography

With any luck, we’ll be too busy learning the difference between ‘to’ and ‘too’ to care.

I keep forgetting what left and right mean. Why can’t we use more descriptive terms, like Black Hats and White Hats?

Doesn’t it depend on the direction you’re facing?

It would be better to have FDR considered a “Centrist” than Mussolini as we do now.

It already has.

Different tectonic plate.