Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for November 18, 2019

“I put all of my heart, my love, enema soul into this stuffing.”

WTMI {*way* too much information}

The looks on the guests’ faces… priceless.

Gobble, gobble – Not!

Giblet gravy hurts like crazy. Then people just gobble it up.

uurgh

Remain calm and op-tomistic.

Should use the popcorn stuffing recipe! Add a cup of popcorn to the stuffing mix, bake @ 325*! When you hear the popcorn popping and the turkey flies out of the oven and hits the wall, you know it’s done! Bon appitite

I do not want that recipe.

so he needed a turkey-os-copy?!?

Had he stuffed it with White Castle Sliders the discomfort would have come the next day.

My psychiatrist will love this. He’s struggling to determine why I hate Thanksgiving stuffing.

But it is not Thanksgiving yet… so I bet this psycho turkey is lying, made it from another turkey as a test to use..one of his family members that he doesn’t like for real Thanksgiving.

Oh, @Mark! Have you no limits???

Never mind, your absence of limits is why we follow you.

But you can’t have a turkey dinner without stuffing ! ! ! !

Had sacrifice he’s giblets?

Reminds me of the instructions for suppositories… ;-)

Hmmm … yes, I imagine it would be. :)

URK!

Hol up

I’ve actually read you’re not supposed to put the stuffing in the turkey.