Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 22, 2019

You were to quick there doc. You should have taken longer. That way you could charge more.

That’s on the house Mr. Turtle!!

There’s a video out there of one tortoise/turtle pushing another one over onto its feet. Very heart-warming.

I was expecting some flippant remarks.

That will be $150.00 pay the receptionist on your way out.

Yeah, but it’s a lot easier to take a pill than it is to deal with your problems.

Great! But now can you help me with my fear of heights?

Can we assume, then, that the anti depressants would also have flipped him over eventually?

They called him Flipper! Flipper! Oh…wait.

Ever since the accusations of cheating in the marathon started.

How did he get on the couch in the first place?

Flippin’ turtle!

Somebody please flip me…

Ah! I wish we could all do that. Great comic comment. Thanks Rubes.

Coochy coo!