Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for March 08, 2022

I’m fond of you.

I wish you no specific harm.

If you really cares about me it requires you feeds me very lotsa foods, not very little.

It’s when you told me to go out and get something that makes you look sexy, that I got drunk.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would think about you much more often.

Illinois politicians: Vote for me and I’ll give you the moon! (All talk and no walk)