Close to Home by John McPherson for November 21, 2019

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    Yes i can believe it. I don’t see Bleeb anywhere maybe he doesn’t like to be in a cemetery.

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    Strob Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Hey, he saved you the expense! What I want to know is what the quote is on Norbert’s stone.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I can totally believe it, and I bet I can top it. My old man was literally a legendary tightwad.

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    whahoppened  almost 5 years ago

    I found out a headstone CAN be repossessed!

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    enigmamz  almost 5 years ago

    So, where is the zombie that doesn’t need their headstone anymore?

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    Almost died laughing at this one

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    Looks like it’s Miller time again

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    jivanimark  almost 5 years ago

    He even tried to cheat death

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    wirepunchr  almost 5 years ago

    Waste not want not.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    He was just dying to get a good deal on a used headstone.

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    jbduncan  almost 5 years ago

    50 years from now, who will know?

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    myrendal  almost 5 years ago

    I wish we could find someone that cheap to buy my in-laws’ headstone and plot. They both decided they wanted to be cremated and scattered on the farm instead of using the plot and stone they bought 20 years ago. Now there’s a headstone in the cemetery that just has their names and birthdates. I keep telling my husband we should change their names to Methusula on the headstone since it looks like they’re still among the living.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Looks like the only cemetery with a volcano for miles around.

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    dv1093  almost 5 years ago

    The closer I get to my demise, the less excited I am about the thought of being buried in a box for who knows how long. I’m beginning to lean toward cremation. If you explore findagrave.com many, many celebrities have opted for cremation. Luke Perry did some sort of natural burial, which is burial to promote decomposition – without a coffin of any sort.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    HEY! I don’t like those dates on Mr. Miller’s headstone.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Not a totally bad idea, as long as you don’t use White Out™️. I think he sometimes leaves Bleeb out of the drawing, just to mess with us!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    And I thought it was a former NSA employee who didn’t want his or their identity known.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, and I’m guessing the flowers are for the former occupant of the headstone.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    Was the previous owner not using it anymore?

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    Zykoic  almost 5 years ago

    My Auntie, when my Uncle passed away, asked the undertaker if there were any leftover or bargain caskets. The undertaker showed her a few cheaper, last year’s models in another room off the main display. She did the right thing…..bought the cheapest.

    Sadness that I rarely see happened went my Dad passed. He had 25 years earlier pre-paid all his funeral expenses. When we made arrangements for his burial the undertaker, realizing all costs were covered, wept like a child…..

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    paultrainer1948  almost 5 years ago

    A penny saved is a penny urned

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