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Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 27, 2019
November 26, 2019
November 28, 2019
allen@home over 5 years ago
Yea lady where is the evidence.
mddshubby2005 over 5 years ago
The kid was caught ‘in flagrante utero’.
Farside99 over 5 years ago
Well, maybe I’ll rethink my opposition to post-birth abortion.
Concretionist over 5 years ago
Assuming the provenance is air-tight, circumstantial evidence is sufficient. What I hear, though, is that most of them kick you in the kidney. While in the uterus, ’tis true.
Differentname over 5 years ago
Baby : I never asked to be born. Mommy : I never wanted to have you in the first place!. Daddy : Have a cigar!
donwalter over 5 years ago
…young Rudy…
basspro over 5 years ago
Ah yes babies a miracle of life delivered from “You Ter Us” thank you, moms everywhere.
Zebrastripes over 5 years ago
Hmmmmm smart kid!
Andrew Sleeth over 5 years ago
Send him back and ask for a refund.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
The phrase “which only a mother could love” comes to mind.
J Quest over 5 years ago
He passes the bra exam with every meal…
ArtyD2 Premium Member over 5 years ago
What, no circumcision jokes?
coffeeturtle over 5 years ago
There were witnesses who saw you leaving the scene of the crime.
dlc52 Premium Member over 5 years ago
He said, she said
joefearsnothing over 5 years ago
I’ll bet she has some witnesses who, at least, felt the effect of the kicks! ;o]
KEA over 5 years ago
This is not going to go well
Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member over 5 years ago
“There was NO kick pro quo!”
oakie817 over 5 years ago
sounds like he knows a judge