Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2019

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    One pound per guest. One and a half if you like plenty of leftovers.

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    Lucy Rudy  almost 5 years ago

    I want one of those!

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    YOU killed a baby turkey? Fiend!

    Heh-heh, … that “Deluxe Jumbo Silicon” cover probably cost more than the bigger bird.

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Does the robot eat?

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Where do you get a 6 pound turkey? I have problems finding anything under 14 lbs.

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    walstib Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The vandals took the handles.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Fleshy seems so disappointed.

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This joke would have been much better on the Dinette Set page.

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    victoria2  almost 5 years ago

    A six pound turkey is called a chicken.

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    Kawasaki Cat  almost 5 years ago

    Robots eat?

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    circleM  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of the old joke, ’What’s a Henway?"

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    Muneflauer  almost 5 years ago

    Where do you get the turkey cover?

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    Muneflauer  almost 5 years ago

    Happy Turkey Day Jim Meddick!!

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    Impkins  Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Closest thing I found online was a turkey shaped cookie jar. I guess I’ll have to be happy with my inflatable turkey. :)

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    Here's Waldo  almost 5 years ago

    I find it interesting that Faux Turkey is the same as Tofurkey. ;-)

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Monty, you cheap fraud!

    I wonder what you’d look like, served up with an apple stuffed in your mouth, if Fleshy and E.B. took their revenge….

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    Totally faked out.

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    WDD  almost 5 years ago

    Robots without mouths eat meat?

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    Johnnie Polo Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Fleshy can say Ooo!

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