Monty by Jim Meddick for November 28, 2019

One pound per guest. One and a half if you like plenty of leftovers.

I want one of those!

YOU killed a baby turkey? Fiend!

Heh-heh, … that “Deluxe Jumbo Silicon” cover probably cost more than the bigger bird.

Is this the first time we’ve seen Fleshy make a sound?

Does the robot eat?

Where do you get a 6 pound turkey? I have problems finding anything under 14 lbs.

The vandals took the handles.

Fleshy seems so disappointed.

This joke would have been much better on the Dinette Set page.

A six pound turkey is called a chicken.

Robots eat?

Reminds me of the old joke, ’What’s a Henway?"

Where do you get the turkey cover?

Happy Turkey Day Jim Meddick!!

Closest thing I found online was a turkey shaped cookie jar. I guess I’ll have to be happy with my inflatable turkey. :)

I find it interesting that Faux Turkey is the same as Tofurkey. ;-)

Monty, you cheap fraud!

I wonder what you’d look like, served up with an apple stuffed in your mouth, if Fleshy and E.B. took their revenge….

Totally faked out.

Robots without mouths eat meat?

Fleshy can say Ooo!