He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.
He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!
It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….
Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!
You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.
totally screwed…
Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…
… aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!
Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.
Those LED bulbs are built that way.
It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent
Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”
How illuminating…
It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.
Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.
“Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.
Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.
He just wanted to switch things around.
He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.
Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”
Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.
Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?
I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!
now the light has gone out of her life sniff…
2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.
Revolting!
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago
He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….
Differentname almost 5 years ago
Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!
Nuliajuk almost 5 years ago
You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.
J Quest almost 5 years ago
totally screwed…
Nate England almost 5 years ago
Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…
Andrew Sleeth almost 5 years ago
… aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!
Qiset almost 5 years ago
Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.
Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Those LED bulbs are built that way.
P51Strega almost 5 years ago
It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent
uniquename almost 5 years ago
Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”
Amra Leo almost 5 years ago
How illuminating…
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago
It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.
donwalter almost 5 years ago
Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.
Prawnclaw almost 5 years ago
“Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.
marilynnbyerly almost 5 years ago
Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
He just wanted to switch things around.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.
zeexenon almost 5 years ago
Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?
iggyman almost 5 years ago
I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
now the light has gone out of her life sniff…
whelan_jj almost 5 years ago
2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.
Kind&Kinder almost 5 years ago
Revolting!