The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 07, 2019

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He simply didn’t know watt’s watt.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    He was only interested in screwing and getting turned on!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    It then came to light, he was so burned out, he re-fused her bright outlook on the plug-in event….

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    Differentname  almost 5 years ago

    Well, neither of those gals seems that bright!

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    You dodged a bullet. Clearly, he wasn’t too bright.

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    totally screwed…

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    Nate England  almost 5 years ago

    Or maybe he found out that “she’s” actually male…

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    … aaaaannnd … you just answered your own question!

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    Qiset  almost 5 years ago

    Missed her chance to add that hot delivery guy bulb.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Those LED bulbs are built that way.

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    P51Strega  almost 5 years ago

    It was an incandescent proposal; watt was he thinking? Watt LED him astray? Anyway, he’ll be forgiven when she sees the bulbs that the florest sent

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    Thus begging the question, “How many light bulbs does it take to screw?”

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    Amra Leo  almost 5 years ago

    How illuminating…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It would never have worked anyway. You’re AC screw-in and he was DC plug-in. You should both go out looking for some nice, compatible sockets.

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    donwalter  almost 5 years ago

    Uhhh…it ain’t the brightness…it’s the…different “voltages”.

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    Prawnclaw  almost 5 years ago

    “Was it Joe” he asked, no it was PhilImeant.

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 5 years ago

    Let’s be truthful. We all go straight to bright with 3-way bulbs. The dim and brighter are just annoyance clicks.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    He just wanted to switch things around.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    He wanted to amp up the relationship but she had too much resistance.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    Some many years back, I found one of the first 3-way LED bulbs. My grandson, a computer-kinder, was fascinated. He’s now a E-E / Comp-Sci Junior. He shocked me last year by answering my question, “What’s the first differential of acceleration?”

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Her husband was seeking more sexual full-filament.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Or maybe he is seeing that new, young LED bulb at the office?

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    I know that guy! His name is Phil A. Mint! LEDs put him out of work, though!

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    now the light has gone out of her life sniff

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    whelan_jj  almost 5 years ago

    2 way, on-off is plenty for me too! Which makes me think: aren’t those actually 4 way bulbs when you count “off”.

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    Kind&Kinder  almost 5 years ago

    Revolting!

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