Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 29, 2019

Marigold already knows about the one-upping. How do I know this? Because if Dakota knows that, Marigold must have been translating.

Dakota sure can’t beat mythical creatures at anything.

Now you know how that feels, Dakota.

I think I’m finally done with Dakota. Each time it seems as if she might have a softer side, it turns out she’s just as shallow as ever.

I spent too many years of my life trying to be friends with kids like Dakota.

One of the perks of being a mythical being, I suppose.

It’s easy to one-up mortals.

On one hand I don’t sympathize. But on the other, considering how quickly 5 MP became obsolete I can definitely understand.

Well, it’s time to move on to see what happens to Phoebe. Maybe Prunella is telling her how much she doesn’t like Dakoda’s shallowness.

If you want to get the best resolution on the planet, Sparkle-pixels are the way to go.

Me and Madison “one up” each other also, only in a BBF sort of way. And it gets old very quickly.

Maybe Dakota really misses the Queen, but doesn’t want to admit it. So she’s pretending that megapixel thing is the reason for her sighing.

One-ups-woman-ship!

I kinda like her, she makes Phoebe seem sweeter.

I think story needs Dakota she’s like lemon peel in rice pudding keeps it from being too sweet and bland.

(blinks) You really had us going there, Dakota… >:(