B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for November 29, 2019

No honor between meals.

Exactly what happened to me yesterday.

“Eat more Turkey!”

The pigs from “Pig-Fil-A” that can’t spell.

And the tryptophan came from all the other turkey’s you turned in.

This is similar to a scene on Police Academy when Harris fell asleep on a Miami beach.

Eat Dork?

Just thinking of “Three Magic Words” done by the guys at Rifftrax (the live version with “Wierd Al” Yankovic….https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJwTBSIQ9BQ and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N-2PZjiFSY

Pig….the other white meat….

There’s no more tryptophan in turkey than in other meats. It’s not the tryptophan that makes people dowsy after Thanksgiving dinner, but more likely the amount of food they ate. I was drowsy yesterday evening, but I didn’t have turkey. I had the traditional Icelandic holiday meat – rack of lamb.

Prehistoric pigs had elephant feet?

Ah, so that explains the extinction of the pigopatomus.

Pigs are for eating.

That pig already had a lot more tryptophan in him than the turkey ever will.

Once upon a time, the Marketeers tried to convince us pigs were the other white meat.

Nice thing to do to your buddy.

Tryptophan is NOT a tranquilizer. It’s just a FOOD coma, not a TURKEY coma.