Agnes by Tony Cochran for November 24, 2019

Whew! Thought, for a sec, Trout might go rooting through her Mom’s accessories drawer!

I guess that’s a thing with female children. They are so good at planning for the future, which includes what they might look like as adults. Young boys on the other hand, at least from my personal experience, are too busy living in the moment to stick a hot dog in their pants.

Trailer park sex pots of tomorrow. Trout’s mom can grow her business.

I had to take my glasses off and wipe my eyes. (I had absolutely NO imagination when I was a kid.)

I will just post this here: https://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn/2019/11/24

A classic, Mr. Cochran!

Reminds me of a quote from the character “Sally” on “Third Rock From the Sun”: “They seem to have greater power when they collide.”

Or a man. Men like to help women scratch their itches.

(We are very generous that way.)

When and if they get that big I’m sure someone in the trailer park will scratch them for you Trout.

I choked on my tea. I think I’ve done this…

Or on your boyfriends face Trout !!!! (you’ll find out about THAT later…)

Pray, girls, and pray HARD, that God gives you apples and not melons. Trust me, your whole adult life will go MUCH easier.