Close to Home by John McPherson for November 27, 2019

Now that is something you don’t see everyday. Bleeb is having a lot of fun on his skateboard.

I worked in a hospital, and one time I opened up a small satchel in a closet and discovered a fake arm used to train blood drawers.

Frisking is a cinch, but how are they going to probe a medical skeleton?

Ha ha! I would consider it the BEST part!!!

Dude! DRIVE.

No, this is what you look like when airport security takes so long. No bones about it.

Should make the cavity search easier

Must be a skeleton crew covering the airport security today!

Some people have skeletons in their closet and others in their luggage

He needs giant lettering saying “ACME MEDICAL TRAINING EQUIPMENT CORPORATION” on his cases.

on a skateboard today! wheeeeeeee.

Sir! We’ve got a bone to pick with you!

meanwhile, Bleeb is just skating his way past security

Bleeb sure is well balanced!

maybe Wade needs to ship his stuff ahead of his flight

I bet! All in a day’s work…

Brilliant!I so want to see this at Chicago O’Hare. At least over in the pre-check line where they have time for this sort of thing.

Naw, they won’t blink an eye, but Granny over there has an extra ounce of shampoo! They are drawing straws to see who gives ol’ Granny the cavity search.

answer: checked luggage. (but cartoon was funny).

Some people will do anything to get out of paying for a ticket

The x-ray revealed very little.

I remember one time going through security with a satchel filled with little baggies of magnesium oxide powder. That was total heartache for them. They took me aside and interrogated me. In the meantime I’m sure they were testing the contents of the bag at least a percentage of them. I think getting a big chuckle at the beginning started things off poorly with them. They were not taking it very lightly LOL

And who do we have here?

He could say, “Well he’s waiting long to get through this checkpoint”.

Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude! Maybe we better get Bleeb a helmet for Christmas. I like how the skeleton is waving at us! :)

“ We’re sorry Sir, but it appears your wife didn’t survive the trip!”

Somebody’s rattled.

They probably think you’re transporting a body.

I am the pumpkin king!

I’m trying to think if there is any wise-crack I could make without wondering if I’d get a knock on the door from the NSA or Homeland Security Agency…

If Wade had any imagination, he’d dress up that Oscar and drive to his destination in the HOV lane.