Close to Home by John McPherson for November 29, 2019

Well she look like a dog to me. Looks like Bleeb pick him self up a uber.

Yo, your wife, she da bitch man.

Then again, maybe you just made a connection.

That teller looks like she’s been snacking on the doggie treats as well.

If you just say, “I like your hair”, you can’t go wrong.

Of course Mrs Gench did eat the dog treat (and looked for another)

So what’s that in the back seat? A tick? A flea?

Hmmm, that joke could go either way. Mister Gench’s adorable wife was actually his poodle. Bleeb! Get out while you can! It’s a no-win humorous scenario!

“It’s not MY fault she’s that ugly”!

Well, she was a real dog.

I am thinking Gwen, who went to school with Mrs Grench knows exactly what she is saying and doing. Still remembering the ‘shower’ incident in high school.

Uh oh…and that woman in the previous car; that wasn’t a St. Bernard sitting next to her?

My avatar LOVES going to the bank drive thru!