The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 16, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When it’s good to be a potato head.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    “And mum’s the word.”

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Definitely no sexy peel here!

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    momofalex7  almost 5 years ago

    Or they could move as fast as their little legs could carry them.

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    gopher gofer  almost 5 years ago

    they way they feel about jeremy is augggh rotten…

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    PICTO  almost 5 years ago

    You should have had an eye out for Jeremy…

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    LilyGilder  almost 5 years ago

    I heard he’s quite the masher!

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    iggyman  almost 5 years ago

    He has no sex “a-peel!”

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    Little Caesar  almost 5 years ago

    They must think he’s a dictator….

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    osceola  almost 5 years ago

    I guess we know what the Hilburn kids are getting for Christmas.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Eewwww! He must be some hot potato….

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    Chief Inspector   almost 5 years ago

    he wants a date on Fryday

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    Ida-ho-ho-ho…

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    uniquename  almost 5 years ago

    They were hoping for the star basketball player — Spud Webb.

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    AaronHayes  almost 5 years ago

    I’ve been noticing a lot of cartoonists making strips with the Potato-Heads in them as of late. Wonder why.

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    the lost wizard  almost 5 years ago

    You should all get yourselves to the spa for a peel.

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    Perkycat  almost 5 years ago

    Just when I think all the Mr. Potato jokes have been told. Love this one!

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    Now let’s not russet things, maybe he’s kissing something else.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    And the FBI agents out in the van say, “Damn, he’s been made.”

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    Herb L 1954  almost 5 years ago

    Do the Russet,Idaho,Red potatoes co mingle?I am now craving potato salad ;)

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 5 years ago

    Or, they could take their eyes out, and pretend it was someone they were interested in.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    But there’s a latkes to like about him.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …and stick them in the front of those habaneros over there!

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    Widdershins  almost 5 years ago

    Hmm … it’d be a lot more useful, and efficient, to remove Jeremy’s.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Our cultural norms might make us think that he can still kiss them, even if they’ve removed their lips, but maybe this is just ignorance of Potatohead culture. Perhaps in Potatoheadland, everyone knows that you never kiss a girl who’s removed her lips; it just isn’t done!

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