The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 16, 2019

When it’s good to be a potato head.

“And mum’s the word.”

Definitely no sexy peel here!

Or they could move as fast as their little legs could carry them.

they way they feel about jeremy is augggh rotten…

You should have had an eye out for Jeremy…

I heard he’s quite the masher!

He has no sex “a-peel!”

They must think he’s a dictator….

I guess we know what the Hilburn kids are getting for Christmas.

Eewwww! He must be some hot potato….

he wants a date on Fryday

Ida-ho-ho-ho…

They were hoping for the star basketball player — Spud Webb.

I’ve been noticing a lot of cartoonists making strips with the Potato-Heads in them as of late. Wonder why.

You should all get yourselves to the spa for a peel.

Just when I think all the Mr. Potato jokes have been told. Love this one!

Now let’s not russet things, maybe he’s kissing something else.

And the FBI agents out in the van say, “Damn, he’s been made.”

Do the Russet,Idaho,Red potatoes co mingle?I am now craving potato salad ;)

Or, they could take their eyes out, and pretend it was someone they were interested in.

But there’s a latkes to like about him.

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…and stick them in the front of those habaneros over there!

Hmm … it’d be a lot more useful, and efficient, to remove Jeremy’s.

Our cultural norms might make us think that he can still kiss them, even if they’ve removed their lips, but maybe this is just ignorance of Potatohead culture. Perhaps in Potatoheadland, everyone knows that you never kiss a girl who’s removed her lips; it just isn’t done!