Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 07, 2019

And she’ll be stuck mooning people for the rest of the day until that hole in her pants is fixed.

If only it was in a place where I wouldn’t be thought of as a creep for wondering how the skin transitions between colors.

All good ends come to a thing.

Sometimes I wish we had tails, though it woulds make sitting on the toilet a chore.

I don’t know which tail suits Phoebe more, this or unicorns

Also normal: Marigold butt shots. :D

And for Phoebe, it’s sad to be normal!

I want to see Phoebe explain the holes not just in her pants but underwear as well. Volcanic chili at school?

I actually feel sad for Dakota here. Still funny to see how Phoebe loves having a tail.

“Big man puttin’ my soul in jail,

And the judge banged the gavel

And he said, ‘No bail!’

I’m gonna lick his hand

And w-a-a-a-g my tail!"

— Stolen from a Star Trek episode. If you recognize which one, you are (like me) a nerd. No prizes; just the mockery and derision of hoi polloi.

The tail is a schadenfreude detector?

But lest we fail to consider; spells wear off at an uneven rate. Let’s see what happens next week!

Hey who doesn’t love a long swishy tail?

and she’ll have many a tall tail tale to tell…

When I was younger than Phoebe, pony tails on girls were HUGE. That plus a fixation on all things western (especially horses) made me REALLYREALLYREALLY want a pony tail. One day some kind relative sent me winter hat that had….A PONY TAIL!!!! (well, really, it was a long tassle in back). I irritated the heck out of my mother, who wanted me to be a cute little ’50s girl, by wearing that hat EVERYWHERE.

Aww… Just let Phoebe have a tail! She’d clearly love it!

Phoebe still has the goblin tail!