When I was younger than Phoebe, pony tails on girls were HUGE. That plus a fixation on all things western (especially horses) made me REALLYREALLYREALLY want a pony tail. One day some kind relative sent me winter hat that had….A PONY TAIL!!!! (well, really, it was a long tassle in back). I irritated the heck out of my mother, who wanted me to be a cute little ’50s girl, by wearing that hat EVERYWHERE.
Sugar Bombs 95 almost 5 years ago
And she’ll be stuck mooning people for the rest of the day until that hole in her pants is fixed.
Averagemoe almost 5 years ago
If only it was in a place where I wouldn’t be thought of as a creep for wondering how the skin transitions between colors.
dvandom almost 5 years ago
All good ends come to a thing.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
Sometimes I wish we had tails, though it woulds make sitting on the toilet a chore.
codycab almost 5 years ago
I don’t know which tail suits Phoebe more, this or unicorns
Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Also normal: Marigold butt shots. :D
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
And for Phoebe, it’s sad to be normal!
stellanova87 over 4 years ago
I want to see Phoebe explain the holes not just in her pants but underwear as well. Volcanic chili at school?
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
I actually feel sad for Dakota here. Still funny to see how Phoebe loves having a tail.
DHBirr over 4 years ago
“Big man puttin’ my soul in jail,
And the judge banged the gavel
And he said, ‘No bail!’
I’m gonna lick his hand
And w-a-a-a-g my tail!"
— Stolen from a Star Trek episode. If you recognize which one, you are (like me) a nerd. No prizes; just the mockery and derision of hoi polloi.
Trond Sätre Premium Member over 4 years ago
The tail is a schadenfreude detector?
mistie710 over 4 years ago
But lest we fail to consider; spells wear off at an uneven rate. Let’s see what happens next week!
eladee AKA Wally over 4 years ago
Hey who doesn’t love a long swishy tail?
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
and she’ll have many a tall tail tale to tell…
dogday Premium Member over 4 years ago
When I was younger than Phoebe, pony tails on girls were HUGE. That plus a fixation on all things western (especially horses) made me REALLYREALLYREALLY want a pony tail. One day some kind relative sent me winter hat that had….A PONY TAIL!!!! (well, really, it was a long tassle in back). I irritated the heck out of my mother, who wanted me to be a cute little ’50s girl, by wearing that hat EVERYWHERE.
Nighthawks over 4 years ago
Aww… Just let Phoebe have a tail! She’d clearly love it!
Comic Minister Premium Member over 4 years ago
Phoebe still has the goblin tail!