Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 10, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “On Dasher, on Dancer, on Comet, on Cupid,Let’s pick up those presents before I look stupid!”

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    Oh great, more stuff in orbit!

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    whahoppened  about 5 years ago

    The boys in the space station are gonna hesitate to report a Teddy Bear going past their window!

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    blunebottle  about 5 years ago

    Is THAT how he manages to make so many deliveries at once?

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    It’s going to be raining presents somewhere!

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    J Quest  about 5 years ago

    Crap dusting…

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    One reason why some kids don’t get what they ask for…LMAO

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Is that why elves are green?

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 5 years ago

    And that, my friends, is why Santa carries the presents in a big BAG. What you don’t see with the bag are the hooks and velcro holding the bag in the sleigh.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I thought he would know how to pack the sleigh better by now.

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 5 years ago

    That is not how I’d choose to die.

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    1MadHat Premium Member about 5 years ago

    I thought he would know how to pack the sleigh better by now.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Oh well, gifts delivered.

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    Bobbo76  about 5 years ago

    A sneeze would blow forward or downward. That blast came from the other end.

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    DevilDog2001 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ho Ho- Uh-oh!

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