Close to Home by John McPherson for December 16, 2019

We can bearly see bleeb

Funny you are not at someone expense. Bleeb didn’t push the over did he. No Bleeb would never do something like that.

Hummus? Pass the pita bread (and pass a lot of it! YUM!)!

Oh, hush and get the chalk out!

This would be an example of bad gallows humor. And yes, I realize that it is deliberately bad in order to make the scene funny.

Looks like he got boxed in.

He didn’t think outside of the box.

All his partner Dave could think was there’s a lot of hummus among us!

I was thinking, where are the dipping chips?

Yes Martha, there is humor to be found almost anywhere.

That was a real hummdinger…

Is that a chick under the boxes?

I see multiple cases.

OFFICER: What’s his name, sir?WITNESS: Well, his names is Charles Pea…but everyone here just calls him Chick.(Ba-dum-bum-shssssh)

I told you that stuff would kill you one day.

Wow no tortilla chips to bat?

If you had a pair of Highway Patrol officers investigating this you could have C.H.I.P.s and dip.

It’s gonna take forever to get the smell of garlic off that corpse.

Oh sure, stereo-type the garbanzo beans!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I&t=78s