Close to Home by John McPherson for December 17, 2019

The boy has talent. Hasn’t even finished the book,but already has the technique down pat.

He just PICKED his first POCKET to PICK.;-D

Bleeb does NOT look pleased!

And I prefer “YOINK!”

Whooosh!! would be better.

The kid is a quick study. And at least he reads.

Should that be “From” dummies

Looks like he picked the right guy to try it on!

Again, another good reason to keep our public libraries!

Looks like Bleeb is looking to get into someone’s pocket

If someone picks my pocket, they’re going to have to go to my front pocket. Wow wee!

For Dummies from dummies.

A reference to Beeb referencing in the reference section. What a studiest little alien.

Who’s the real dummy here?

Artful.

Co-Authored by Fagin and The Artful Dodger

Oh well, ’tis the season. Hi Everyone! Hi Little Alien Dude. Bleeb, see if you can find me a copy of “Steal This Book.” :)

It’s appropriately titled, cause it takes a dummy to be a pickpocket. I bet that book is right next to Jail Time for Dummies.

I wonder if there’s a book called: “How to write Books For Dummies For Dummies”