Strange Brew by John Deering for December 13, 2019

Those boots are not made for walkin’

Yes you can wear them on weekends. Then be laugh out of town.

Them’s some riding boots, but riding, what?

Must be date night.

Or, you could just wear ‘em in the bunkhouse when you’re alone.

I don’t think they would be welcome in “boot hill”.

They’ll be lovely matched with a rawhide whip!

Now THOSE are kinky boots!

There’s parts of town you can wear em.

They go perfectly with his a$$less chaps.

Ummm, yeah, if that’s your thing…Oy

He’ll never make it to the weekends.

Or just on the 13th of the month.

“I just can’t leave you.”

I got spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle.

Will they be spurred or spurned?

I see serious lower back problems in his future

He can join the girls in the ISC. (Inappropriate Shoe Club)

♫ I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra. I wish I’d been a girly, just like my deeeeeaaarrrrr papa!

That’s a lot of heel for a man.