Oh no. Don’t give Hollywood any new ideas for more preposterous vampire movies, Gary. We don’t want to see Count Santa Claus and his Goblin Elves from Transylvania bringing spooky gifts on Halloween’s eve on a bats-driven flying sled. Wait. Not so fast, Hollywood. Not before you pay me royalty for that!
Yakety Sax about 5 years ago
Bad Santa…
or..
The Nightmare Before Christmas…
Gent about 5 years ago
Oh no. Don’t give Hollywood any new ideas for more preposterous vampire movies, Gary. We don’t want to see Count Santa Claus and his Goblin Elves from Transylvania bringing spooky gifts on Halloween’s eve on a bats-driven flying sled. Wait. Not so fast, Hollywood. Not before you pay me royalty for that!
Gent about 5 years ago
Gee, Santa. What big fangs you have.
Anathema Premium Member about 5 years ago
But Gary can only work “graveyard” shift when all good little boys and girls should be in bed.
pcolli about 5 years ago
Vampy Claus.
Andrew Sleeth about 5 years ago
David Sedaris would’ve had a field day with that in “Santaland Diaries.”
librisleo about 5 years ago
I prefer the Hogfather.
Zebrastripes about 5 years ago
HO HO HO! and with those fangs, you’re scaring the kids GARY! Maybe an elf would have been better….
hoagieman12 about 5 years ago
Yikes! That kid is about to be scarred for life!
posstockhoarder about 5 years ago
Parents were delighted that the kids who sat on Gary’s laps wanted NOTHING for Christmas! Gary got a bonus!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 5 years ago
Hard to catch them asleep after that encounter.
Impkins Premium Member about 5 years ago
Ho, Ho, WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
I wish I had fangs. Not the little nubbins we have left. At least an inch long.
Sisyphos about 5 years ago
Brave mall, to hire Gary as their Second Shift Santa.
Ho Ho Ho! Vat do you vant for Christmas, little von?
Bonus side effect: Kids scared Good forever!