The Knight Life by Keith Knight for May 12, 2021

Ten years or so ago, a family-run restaurant here closed, owners retired. It was replaced by a “Road-Kill Cafe”. It was awful. I was middle-aged, so not the target customer. Loud, VERY loud: a waiter would stand on a chair and shout the specials. The food was cleverly named, but not notably good. They went under and the kids in the family opened the restaurant back up. They couldn’t get the business and closed eventually. Now it’s a car dealer’s overflow lot. You don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone.

Roadkill Cafe – you kill it, we grill it. What do we grill? You don’t wanna know.

I am still trying to find food grade bar oil.

He has a point about the “Hard Rock Café.”

When I was a boy, someone opened a hamburger restaurant called “The Cow Patty.” It didn’t last long.