The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 23, 2021
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August 24, 2021
Transcript:
KK: Apple, Gunther?
Gunther: are you kidding me?
Those things have caused nothing less than the downfall of civilization!!
Gunther: If eve hadn't eaten one, wed be watching Tyra Banks so her show with no clothes on right no!w!!
If it weren’t for clothes, what kind of show would Tyra Banks have? It would close after the first night, because the answer to “What to Wear?” would be “skin,” and then there’d be nothing more to say about it.
Nothing in the Bible about apples. It says “fruit”. And there were two trees with forbidden fruit. It’s kind of funny that “apple” got plugged in, somehow, since apples were relatively late-comers on the scene.
basilisk over 3 years ago
He makes an excellent point
Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 3 years ago
But we wouldn’t know WHY…
Nebulous Premium Member over 3 years ago
And we would be looking at a comic strip showing a couple of naked guys watching tv. Blech!
me_the_polish_gull over 3 years ago
The beginning of one of my favourite arcs.
Iseau over 3 years ago
Thanks a lot! Now I’ve got a picture in my head of Biden and Pelosi at the podium. Gag!
GaryCooper over 3 years ago
If it weren’t for clothes, what kind of show would Tyra Banks have? It would close after the first night, because the answer to “What to Wear?” would be “skin,” and then there’d be nothing more to say about it.
wsedrel over 3 years ago
…doesn’t say ‘twas an apple (doesn’t say ’twern’t either…)
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
Nothing in the Bible about apples. It says “fruit”. And there were two trees with forbidden fruit. It’s kind of funny that “apple” got plugged in, somehow, since apples were relatively late-comers on the scene.