The Knight Life by Keith Knight for June 25, 2024
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Transcript:
Pizza!! Pizza!! Slice #1 Technically, two bites into it and your desire for pizza is satiated... slice #2: no ones gonna fault ya for talking a second! slices #3& #4: at this point, you'd rather just eat off the pepperoni but what would others think? slice $5 Now you're just looking for something to keep your hand and mouth occupied Slices #6 and & that Kevin James sitcom you're watching revolves around a pizza so it jay seemed apropos.... Slice #8: That ex who always said you never finished anything ill now have to eat their words!! ha!!
saywhatwhat 6 days ago
Slice #1. No, it’s not like that at all. And I never think about an “ex” while eating pizza; why would I.
Vince M 6 days ago
A comics reference I use that somehow many don’t get (and I just used it last weekend) is that, given half a chance, I will go full-Jughead on a pizza.
Katsuro Premium Member 6 days ago
Not me. I eat all eight slices with delight, and maybe order a second pizza.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member 6 days ago
Piiizzzzaaa! Dear God, please send us more crust makers! The factory-made crusts are sad substitutes.
markkahler52 6 days ago
Before the pizza: You’ve had too much to drink to not see this as a lozenge-shaped UFO with red an yellow lights!!
sincavage05 6 days ago
Ran a pizza place for a while, and I can tell you that everything tastes good on a pizza. I would create a daily special which was a epicurean delight. I would take random ingredients from the kitchen and load it up! Salmon pizza, tried snails once on a dare.Everything tastes good on a pizza.