I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fictional Pants Santa or the real-life Stalker on The Shelf.
Santa drops out of the chimney. What does Santa in the Pants drop from?
Ok. This Santa smells worse than the boozy mall Santas!
It’ll be a hit with all the ladies who would love to get Santa in their pants.
That’s just the rear end model, there’s also a forward looking frontal model for men.
This explains why so many guys are stuffing Santa dolls in the back of their pants.
Works well with the Rudolph boob sweater for women.
(Four hours of comments, and no one?)
Is that Santa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me..
As a young and single man, I was always trying to get the ladies to accept my pant’s Santa’s gifts, but rarely met with success…
I don’t like where this heading…
Aw, go elf yourself… ☺
This might go over well in San Fran, with the caption “Santa’s looking out for you”.
This is so bad…EB has to go polish his wheels.
Thank you, Mr. Monty. That will be all. Next!
yea?! I gota santa in my pants for ya baby
Plumbob Wilson almost 5 years ago
I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fictional Pants Santa or the real-life Stalker on The Shelf.
MichaelMcGinnis1 almost 5 years ago
Santa drops out of the chimney. What does Santa in the Pants drop from?
nitromicro almost 5 years ago
Ok. This Santa smells worse than the boozy mall Santas!
nosirrom almost 5 years ago
It’ll be a hit with all the ladies who would love to get Santa in their pants.
Longplay Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That’s just the rear end model, there’s also a forward looking frontal model for men.
William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This explains why so many guys are stuffing Santa dolls in the back of their pants.
Under Dog Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Works well with the Rudolph boob sweater for women.
Dirty Dragon almost 5 years ago
(Four hours of comments, and no one?)
Is that Santa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me..
Holden Awn almost 5 years ago
As a young and single man, I was always trying to get the ladies to accept my pant’s Santa’s gifts, but rarely met with success…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I don’t like where this heading…
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
Aw, go elf yourself… ☺
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
This might go over well in San Fran, with the caption “Santa’s looking out for you”.
jonesbeltone almost 5 years ago
This is so bad…EB has to go polish his wheels.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Thank you, Mr. Monty. That will be all. Next!
chriscc63 almost 5 years ago
yea?! I gota santa in my pants for ya baby