Monty by Jim Meddick for December 18, 2019

I don’t know what’s more disturbing, the fictional Pants Santa or the real-life Stalker on The Shelf.

Santa drops out of the chimney. What does Santa in the Pants drop from?

Ok. This Santa smells worse than the boozy mall Santas!

It’ll be a hit with all the ladies who would love to get Santa in their pants.

That’s just the rear end model, there’s also a forward looking frontal model for men.

This explains why so many guys are stuffing Santa dolls in the back of their pants.

Works well with the Rudolph boob sweater for women.

(Four hours of comments, and no one?)

Is that Santa in your pants, or are you just happy to see me..

As a young and single man, I was always trying to get the ladies to accept my pant’s Santa’s gifts, but rarely met with success…

I don’t like where this heading…

Aw, go elf yourself… ☺

This might go over well in San Fran, with the caption “Santa’s looking out for you”.

This is so bad…EB has to go polish his wheels.

Thank you, Mr. Monty. That will be all. Next!

yea?! I gota santa in my pants for ya baby